Mail Bowling Shirt
tag # 000381
Well I think that this is it? My last bowling shirt..
It too is a King Louie, and although its not from Tehran
Iran it is from the Jersey City US Post Office Team.
Which really isn't that far from Iran.
It has a white US Post office logo on the back and
the name on the front of it is Tom... I have almost
given this shirt to every Tom I know.. But have decided
to hold onto it for some reason. Now its the last one
Will you take good care of it for me? It is guaranteed
to improve your scores on the lane our you can give
it back to me when I come to visit?
I'll even give you your money back if I haven't already
spent it on King George's gas shortage.. Ask King George
why his main supporter Enron is making such a killing
this year. First on heating oil and natural gas during
the winter and now on gasoline, its a good year to be
an oil baron..
And I've done my part to keep the post office in business..
Do you know how much it cost to ship a chair?