Freyer's Side Burns
tag # 000017
At my inventory party some people thought that they would used
the opportunity to challenge my resolve to go through with this
project. Sara Langworthy tagged things that she knew would be
near and dear.
After I got to know my friend Sasha she began to explain to
me how early 90's my sideburns were. She had seen enough trendy
facial hair when she lived in Philadelphia during the end of
the mall-terno rock error...
So tag # 000017 are my sideburns. It was one of the first things
that Sasha tagged that night. And at some point a group of us
went into the bathroom and clipped them off. Up until that day
I had always had sideburns, even in the womb. I walked around
for about 2 months before I tried to grow a beard. No mater
how long I let the thing grown (1 month in this case) my beards
always look like I am trying to grow a beard.
I shaved my sad attempt at a beard and now I have side burns
again, but this time they are longer and fuller, more like Elvis
in the 70's, less like a character on 90210.