to Keep Your Husband Happy
tag # 000367
Now this has to be my most prized records.. I'm not
sure how this album was ever made but when I found it
at Johnny's Records in Syracuse, NY, I knew that I had
to have it.
I have used samples from this album on a number of
tapes, including one called "Music to Murder By"
a tape devoted to bizarre music which would either accompany
or induce a desire to commit heinous crimes. Just a
few short minutes of Debbie Drake could drive any emotionally
stable person over the edge.
Although the album doesn't include an illustrated
booklet it does include a checklist for ways to keep
your "Husband Happy". My favorites are # 9
Well Set Hair, # 10 Mentally Alert (try reading), and
# 2 Be at home when he arrives (if you must work, try
and arrange it so you are home first).
Now as someone who has been quoted saying "I want
to be a stay at home dad" should I be reworking
Debbie's Mantra's to fit my future life?
1. Shave everyday
2. Smile at your wife (will make it more likely that
she will give you your allowance)
3. Keep your newspaper neatly folded (as to suggest
to your wife that you actually did something today besides
read the paper)
4. Stay sober until she gets home (she is more likely
to listen to your stories about "General Hospital"
if you don't slur you words)
We can make up the rest when I come and visit.