Tag # 000217
Two slightly used false front teeth
When I was seven I had the nicest set of pearly
white front teeth. That was until 1980 when on Easter Sunday
my family went to Bellevue Country Club for Easter brunch. After
eating a pound or two of peel and eat shrimp and some Roast
Beef, I joined my three brothers and sister Marnie out side
to run around the on golf course in our Easter Sunday Best.
I didn't get very far. As I crossed from the first tee to the
ninth green I tripped over a wire strung between the trees and
fell face forward on to the golf cart path.
So of course I ran in to cry to my mother, not quite knowing
that I had knocked my teeth out. The next hour all of the Easter
Sunday diners were crawling around the golf course looking for
John Freyer's two front teeth. Needless to say we did not find
them that day. After a week of sifting though my poop, in case
I swallowed them, we gave up and I was fitted for false teeth
I now have teeth permanently implanted and I don't think that
I will need these any more. I will throw in a brown plastic
case for the highest bidder.