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Lauren is my step sister, I have known her since
she was three and I fed her so much spaghetti that she called
me over to her highchair and proceeded the throw up all over
That of course was a long time ago. She now is a college freshman
at a University in Canada. Why
Canada? I ask that every waking moment. I have an
unjustified fear of our neighbors to the north and I am afraid
that they will indoctrinate my little sister. Next thing you
know she'll be watching ABC nightly news and Beverly Hills 90210,
not to mention be reading Margaret Atwood.
This fall she got the top grade on a test on Canadian Political
Structure. She knows more about Canadian politics than Canadians.
If they let her cross the border she might be able to bid high
and get her Christmas gift.