Tag # 000275
This is a full/queen size flat sheet from the first star wars
movie. Usually I draw the line on buying sheets and undergarments
at thrift stores, b/c you never really know what has happened
in someone pants or under their sheets, but I just had to get
this. I have used it as a filter.
Filters are things in your house that you test new acquaintances
with to find ou twheter or not your are compatible. An example
of a filter date is taking a girl out for a George's cheeseburger.
Call me shallow but if a girl doesn't like to drink cheep beer
and eat cheeseburgers then why go much further than the first
As for this sheet, I put it over my comforter on my bed. It
serves as a two way filter, either they like it and I think
that I could go on another date with them or they hate it and
can't believe that a 28 year old guy has Star Wars sheets. Either
way this sheet has served its purpose.
What will I do with out this? May be I will tell them that
my false teeth are in the permanent collection at the University
of Iowa Museum of Art......